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When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
"i’m a writer" is always a great excuse
"why are you researching Aztec culture" I’m a writer
"why are you searching poisonous flowers" I’m a writer
"why is there a dead body in your attic" i’m a writer
yeah god forbid you follow your natural curiosity without some self-serving mass-marketed artifice
yes that is the reason why there is a dead body in my attic. natural curiosity.
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
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