Daybreak Warrior

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.

Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.

Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May.

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

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CHICKEN. NO CHICKEN. CHICKEN,NO.

I kinda pulled a Tobuscus in Skyrim.

I killed a chicken in Riverwood, and Hod murdered me. God dammit.

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themetalgentleman:

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fuckyeahdoctorwhomusic:

Doctor Who | Steven Seller

ravenmgee:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO MY EARS

NEW THEMESONG

NEW RINGTONE

NEW LULLABY

NEW LIFE SOUNDTRACK

I WILL SING THIS TO MY CHILDREN

ravenmgee perfectly encapsulated my state of mind. I will definitely sing this to my children. This calls for a meeting on Trafalgar Square. Everybody SINGS! “Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate!”

My ears.

Are bleeding. RAINBOWS.

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I beg to differ meme.

littlemissdowney-jr:

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Best of Kirk Lazarus

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Parents: -flipping through TV channels in the den, stumble across Doctor Who on BBC America-
-theme song comes on-
Dad: Oh...oh dear god...
-shuffle shuffle-
-scuffle scratch scratch-
-scratch CRASH scuffle BANG CRASH-
Me: -bursts through the door- I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

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I, ladies and gentleman, am a constantly bored nerd. So one day, I thought, “What would happen if you combined Pokemon and the Avengers together?” To fulfil my intellectual desire, I created Pokemon teams for all of the Avengers.

BRUCE
Metapod-Uses Harden, virtually indestructable, green, very environmentally friendly.
Chansey-Nurse, about as non-lethal as Pokemon can get, practical for his work
Camerupt- Come on. It’s a cow that explodes lava. I couldn’t resist.
Venosaur- Again, green, big, can use earthquake, is a force to be reckoned with, grass-type
Turtwig- It’s cute. I have a headcanon that Bruce is a sucker for cute things, despite his terrible disposition.
Medichan- Very controlled. Psychic-type. Meditation buddy.

STEVE
Hitmonchan- Cap likes to box. He’s got a training buddy!
Bagon- Big hearted, small package. Grows up to be an ass-kicking dragon. I like it.
Shieldon-Duh.
Golem- Rock-type, solid. Reliable.
Arcanine- Because it’s a dog. It seemed a little anti-Amurrican to not have a dog.
Braviary- Need I explain this one? AMURRICA.

TONY
Pikachu- Household name, electric-type, does not like to be caged
Steelix- He’s Iron Man. A metal-type that looks dangerous, and is practical.
Wobbuffet- He has it for sentimental reasons. He’s like the Dummy of his Pokemon team, and loves the bugger to death despite how annoying he can be.
Torkoal- Same reason as above. Though Torkoal’s a bit more helpful
Psyduck- Yeah. Most of his team would be his silly friends.
Heracross- Such a beast. Bug-type, but powerful. Useful, and a good ally to have in general.

THOR
Electyke- A dog, electric-type, very loyal and steadfast
Charizard- It’s powerful, and though it’s not a dragon, it’s still appears regal.
Machamp- Strength, again. Most of his team is stupidly strong.
Scolipede- Remember the comment about the Bilgesnipe? It’s a pretty accurate description of a Scolipede, therefore his is lovingly dubbed ‘Bilgesnipe’. [If I remember the quote right it’s ‘Big, scaly, huge antlers…’
Gyrados- Not dragon, yet kicks major ass, if not looks scary as hell.
Exploud- Got into a shouting match with this once. Thor didn’t lose.

BLACK WIDOW
Vulpix- Beautiful, red, packs a whallop. Firey.
Milotic- Yep. I did it again.
Gligar- She’s a badass. Gligar is quite the badass, itself.
Espeon- Mindfuckery, along with being beautiful, and sleek.
Sawk- Martial Arts buddy.
Sneasel- Dark-type, lethal.

HAWKEYE
Skarmory- Metal. Quick. Sleek. Deadly.
Shedinja- Ninjas, bro. Ninjas.
Marrowak- Uses a weapon. Skilled at doing so.
Farfetch’d- No one quite understands it, but… okay. You wanna hit people with an onion? Go ahead.
Pawniard- Ninjas, again.
Mightyena- Every archer needs a puppy. Especially a dark puppy.

LOKI
Seviper-Snake, poisonous. Scary. All the things Loki wants to be.
Serperior-Snake, rough translation of his name is Smuglord.
Umbreon-Dark-type. He needs an evil pet.
Scyther-Quick, bug-type, lethal, no mercy, etc
Rapidash-Slepnir. Hahahahaha!!!!
Hydregion-Big, powerful, dark-dragon-type, kicks all sorts of ass and looks scary doing it. Is actually a dragon, unlike Thor’s wanna-bes.

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fuckyeahreading:

What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)

“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs

You read 419 words per minute.

That makes you 68% faster than the national average.

k

You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

o ok

THAT CANNOT BE RIGHT

WHAT THE HELL

You read 3,666 words per minute.
That makes you 1,366% faster than the national average.

That’s pretty cool.

You read 167 words per minute.
That makes you 33% slower than the national average.

see this is why i don’t often read

university changed me bro - i came out wrong

You read 625 words per minute.
That makes you 150% faster than the national average.

You read 405 words per minute.
That makes you 62% faster than the national average.

You read 733 words per minute.
That makes you 193% faster than the national average

ok.

You read 431 words per minute.
That makes you 72% faster than the national average.

Alright then. Good to know.

You read 529 words per minute.
That makes you 112% faster than the national average.

Bitches, please.

Probably one of the most useless skills out there.

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hpthugcraft:

“John Wilkes Booth! Halt, you insidious secessionist!”

Seems legit.

FIXED POINT IN TIIIIIIIME. DON’T FUCK WITH FIXED POINTS IN TIIIIIIME.

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Daybreak Warrior

I am awesome. Come at me, bro.
Name's Kaylin, I'm a Cancer. I'll probly reblog Dr. Who, Pokemon, Hetalia, Thor, Skyrim, and some of my own writings. I suppose I'm not much, just a fanatic.

Ask me anything

CHICKEN. NO CHICKEN. CHICKEN,NO.

I beg to differ meme.

Avengers Pokemon Team

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

You read 3,666 words per minute.
That makes you 1,366% faster than the national average.

You read 167 words per minute.
That makes you 33% slower than the national average.

You read 625 words per minute.
That makes you 150% faster than the national average.

You read 405 words per minute.
That makes you 62% faster than the national average.

You read 733 words per minute.
That makes you 193% faster than the national average

You read 431 words per minute.
That makes you 72% faster than the national average.

You read 529 words per minute.
That makes you 112% faster than the national average.

Daybreak Warrior

I am awesome. Come at me, bro. Name's Kaylin, I'm a Cancer. I'll probly reblog Dr. Who, Pokemon, Hetalia, Thor, Skyrim, and some of my own writings. I suppose I'm not much, just a fanatic.

Ask me anything

CHICKEN. NO CHICKEN. CHICKEN,NO.

I beg to differ meme.

Avengers Pokemon Team

You read 445 words per minute.That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 237 words per minute.

That makes you 5% slower than the national average.

You read 600 words per minute.That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

You read 3,666 words per minute. That makes you 1,366% faster than the national average.

You read 167 words per minute.That makes you 33% slower than the national average.

You read 625 words per minute.That makes you 150% faster than the national average.

You read 405 words per minute.That makes you 62% faster than the national average.

You read 733 words per minute.That makes you 193% faster than the national average

You read 431 words per minute. That makes you 72% faster than the national average.

You read 529 words per minute.That makes you 112% faster than the national average.

I am awesome. Come at me, bro.
Name's Kaylin, I'm a Cancer. I'll probly reblog Dr. Who, Pokemon, Hetalia, Thor, Skyrim, and some of my own writings. I suppose I'm not much, just a fanatic.

You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national average

You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.

You read 3,666 words per minute.
That makes you 1,366% faster than the national average.

You read 167 words per minute.
That makes you 33% slower than the national average.

You read 625 words per minute.
That makes you 150% faster than the national average.

You read 405 words per minute.
That makes you 62% faster than the national average.

You read 733 words per minute.
That makes you 193% faster than the national average

You read 431 words per minute.
That makes you 72% faster than the national average.

You read 529 words per minute.
That makes you 112% faster than the national average.